Total Medals Earned: 751 (From 134 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,425 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
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Medals Earned: 7/50 (45/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 5/20 (35/500 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Collect 20 crates in one match
Get a 3x multikill
Go offscreen and recover
Get a 4x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Get the first + sign
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/215 points)
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Play freestyler mode
Complete levels 1 to 5
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Manage to trap yourself
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Medals Earned: 6/8 (400/500 points)
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!